one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shittyAlways reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg
THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH
i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish
when I started smoking cigarettes
the only thoughts in my mind
were the hospital rooms I saw
my dad in as I grew up
the luxury of slight breaths
and the closeness of death
the pain I couldn’t feel
that was so apparent on his face
to feel anything even the needle
in his arm, giving him food
he couldn’t even taste
the first time I inhaled
I thought it was the
best idea I had ever had
a fast track to a slow death
the best of both worlds
something to feel
something to end
dog out of water. solution: eat other dog
If You’re Happy - The Front Bottoms
and if you’re happy well then you’re happy we could leave it all at that
pretend you’re happy and i’ll be happy then I’ll try to make it fact
Small Pets Are Not Toys
- Never buy an animal on impulse. You are toying with life.
- Store bought cages are very, very rarely large enough for your pet
- Never give a small pet to a child as a gift.
- Never leave a small child alone with a small pet.
- Fish do not belong in fish bowls.
- rabbits do not belong in cages.
- store bought bird cages are too small for any bird larger than a finch.
- chinchillas and rabbits live from 8 to 14 years.
- Some reptiles will only eat live feed. Are you prepared for that?
- Small rodents and rabbits can die of heart attacks when scared. Do you have a quiet home for your new pet?
- adopt when possible.
FUCKING THANK YOU
Nothing makes me more angry than people treating small birds like shit (all animals of course, but birds are close to me heart).
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable